SIR — Apparently Exmoor is the "darkest place" in the country at night, so Exmoor National Park sets up yet another group at Exmoor House to make sure it stays that way (Free Press November 6). 

So be warned, you country living folk. Pretty soon you will be forced to light your lambing sheds with fireflies and feed your cattle by the light of glow worms. 

Soon, we suspect, another office will be opened to give lessons on training bats to whistle when intruders are about.

Once more,  stop meddling.

Molly Groves,

Exmoor Uprising.