APRIL Fools’ Day came to West Somerset yesterday, with fake news that tested the credibility of local social media followers faced with the discovery of 500-year-old cheese in Wootton Courtenay and a clockwork yacht in Watchet marina.
The Wootton Courtenay village website hailed an “historic discovery” made during investigations into a site for a new postbox – the previous one was removed by the Royal Mail last year.
Apparently, excavations for the postbox revealed a network of catacombs, with an access point near the church.
“An initial foray into the subterranean labyrinth unearthed an unconventional kind of treasure – small truckles of Cheddar cheese.
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“Furthermore, when one of the surveyors plucked up the courage to taste a piece of the ancient cheese, he found it went well with a pickled onion and a glass of Shiraz.”
Only when website visitors clicked on to view further surveyors’ findings were they faced with a large APRIL FOOL logo.
Pictures online of a small yacht with a large key sticking out of the cabin-top fuelled a fast-spreading rumour that Watchet marina had its first clockwork boat.
A boat-owner in on the prank said: “It was literally a wind-up and we knew the owner would take it in good part. A retired engineer made the very realistic key and took the pictures when no-one was about.
“Who knows? With the price of fuel and marina fees, clockwork boats might become a reality one day!”


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